In the past three days a plague of locusts have descended into my ear drum and I’m not happy.
I’ve had millions of ‘em, well, over 15 poorly trained locusts who have blundered in uninvited.
The locusts I’m talking about are a sub species of humanity called Telemarketus Horribilis.
They’re a virulent kind which attack indiscriminately and unannounced. They are usually unintelligible and relentless.
Now I’ve got nothing against professional telemarketers who can hold a conversation and take no for an answer. I did some telemarketing work in the past but I saw the light.
It’s the Telemarketus Horribilis that need a good kick up the proverbial because they are so script bound that they repel rather than attract interest.
Oh, oh. Excuse me.
The phone is ringing.