Some salespeople should be put in storage and never be allowed to serve customers. The other day I was served by a salesperson who looked like he was at a wake. I felt like leaving my condolences and exit without disturbing his misery. I wish these poor creatures would make an effort and just smile. […]
The Bogan Cavalier
It’s not a good look to enter an upmarket clothing store wearing a bogan shirt and a beanie. The salesperson who saw this ‘apparition’ must have thought I was a bum. All I needed was a ‘thousand yard stare’ and I would have been ejected by security. But I managed to hang in there and […]
Silly Sales Words
There are so many to choose from but here are my favourites. Is this you? – no, this is me Unbelievable – I agree Secret – not for long Get rich quick – who, you or me? Unique opportunity – just like every other opportunity Trust me – your word is good enough for me […]
