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Brain Dead

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I just had my remaining brain cells destroyed.

I should have quit while the brain was intact but no, silly me,  decided to pursue the issue.

I tried to get a problem fixed by a company that employed call centre employees, who ranged from pretty good to something that should never have entered the gene pool.

As I was flung around to various departments over several days (when will I ever learn) I felt like I had entered the ‘dead zone’. So I  abandoned all hope.

One of the answers which I think came from the twilight zone – ‘if I put you on the fast track it will take three days ‘ – destroyed the remaining brain cell that had been grimly hanging on.

I’m suppose I’m glad my brain is dead.

I no longer have to make sense of the ‘insensible’.

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