Mumble – a great fallback
Never nod your head
Obtain a restraining order – then no one will ever ask you again
Plead insanity – you’re mad if you don’t
Quote Shakespeare – ‘A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse’ – then giddy up out of there
Repeat this phrase – ‘You talking to me, you talking to me’ – works for Robert DiNiro
Surround yourself with some bouncers – let them do the talking
Take a shower - make it cold – so you can wake up to yourself and avoid the embarrassment of speaking in public
U don’t have to if u don’t want to
Vamoose before you are roped in
Wriggle you way out
X file the request – under M for Muldaur or S for Scully
You Tube your speech - blank screen without audio – works wonders
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